Wednesday, April 4, 2012

The Inebriated Boss

Ring Ring Ring...

"Hello?" I answer the phone wearily as I get dressed for work... it's my boss, who, the night before, called me about 6 times because she had been driven to our favorite restaurant by her date of the month...to meet our friends but had become too drunk to drive to that restaurant... now has explained needed a ride to get her car th next morning... She tells me multiple times on the phone the night before that she would need a ride... but couldn't state that she didn't need a ride at the present moment.. just the following morning.... It too me several attempts to question her on whether or not she needed a ride.. plus a phone call to few mutual friends...

"I've got good news and bad news."

Great... she's going to throw up in my car... but she's optimistic she'll make it at least until I can pull over.

"Okay... what's that?"

"You don't have to pick me up this morning." YAY "But you do have to go to court for me...."

Where was the law school class on this one? I would love to see the essay on that!