Speaking of Steam.. Let me introduce you to Ninja Pooper.
He's about 45 pounds and looks like a cross between a walrus and buddah. He'd be the little fatty that belongs to my boss. He drools, he snorts, he barks when you have food, he smells, and he takes his daily satisfaction in pissing and pooping in my office. At the same time, his pudgy little demeanor and stinky ways add a bit tension relief in the office...
How can you be angry with the world when there is a Buddah Walrus waddling his way into your office?!
He just pooped behind my chair.
It's the second time today.
Ninja Pooper, you're on the shit list.
I don't think he cares. Actually, in between snorts... I think I heard ...
"If I were agile enough, I'd poop on your shit list."
I am just leaving you presents and you not liking it is erroneous!
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